Party joke, anyone?

A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, %26amp; has gone all out. She had a caterer, a band, %26amp; hired clown.


Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back.


Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house. Guests arrive, %26amp; all is going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic, and will probably not make the party at all.


The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself. She looks out the window %26amp; sees one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he does midair flips, hops, and leaps in the air.


She walks over to the other bum and says,


"What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous! I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"





The bum replies, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him.”


“HEY Charlie! Lady wants to know if you’ll chop another toe off for $50”

Party joke, anyone?
ow, poor toeless bum
Reply:not so funny.
Reply:Just seen your jokes.They are really funny!


Reminds me of a party joke.





A preacher decided to call on a member of his church one Friday night,but arrived to find a party in full swing.On entering the house,he saw a circle of naked men with blindfolded women moving from man to man,fondling their genitals in an attempt to guess their identity.


The embarrassed preacher turned to the host and said:"I'm sorry,I don't think I'd fit in here right now."


"Nonsense," said the host."Your name's been called three times already!"
Reply:hahaha
Reply:Hahahaha





:D
Reply:hey thats quite cute!!!!!!!