Political party?

I want to start a political party called


THE PARTY PARTY what happens is if we get elected or not


we have a Party so at this moment we have 2 manifests


1 make classrooms smaller (put he desks closer together)


2 all brewery wagons have a blue flashing light on them


(making them the 5th emergency service)


any more sugestions

Political party?
I'm with you dude. Can I be a canvasser... canvaser, can I spell canvasser? no!





All parties must be accompanied by another party in the same street so that when you get bored of one, or too drunk and abusive, you can go to the other one and be welcomed in with open arms.





All employees are allowed 40 Mondays a year off sick, no questions asked.





All pubs are to stay open 27 hours a day, the extra 3 hours are to be funded by the E.U.





Taxis are to be subsidised by the government and the national lottery.





All doorways are to be fitted with urinals, comfy chairs and little telly's to watch while you eat your kebab.





Bus lanes are to be replaced with drunk lanes.





All pubs are to have a professional philosopher on call to come and listen to drunken ramblings at any time of day and give their support and offer useful suggestions.





All pool tables are to have their pockets increased in size by 50%.





Somebody write this down !
Reply:Add these to your manifesto and you might get my vote.





1] all pubs to sell beer for 20 pence a pint at lunch times. With no limit in the amount each customer may consume. [One hour only, 1pm to 2pm].





2] tax and duty on all booze to be abolished.





3] beer prices to be controlled by local council, which will set a price per pint per pub, starting from 20p per etc.





4] drinking age to be the same as the sex/marriage age in UK = 16.





5] voting age = 16





6] six new public holidays to be announced - these must be non-religious "bank holidays" and always come on a Monday. Workers who opt to work on any bank holiday must be paid double time + bonuses for that day, provided they do not then demand a day of in lieu!





loads more good and crap ideas if you want them.
Reply:35hr work week,standard take home pay £300.retail parks to close at 5,30pm.cut down the long school holidays to 4 weeks.crimes for particular offences to be intrduced,i,e stealing-cut off your hands.the list goes on.but more importantly britain will be rid of poverty.
Reply:You are dumb.
Reply:Just fail at everything and get registed with an IQ less than 3 and you will automatically get your ballots fixed and become the new president of the USA
Reply:I have loads.





But you have competition though.